Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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