Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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