Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
