so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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