When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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