I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
