There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
pop tarts are not kleenex
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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