I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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