Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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