I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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