the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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