Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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