what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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