When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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