Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Randomize
