Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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