dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
