are you so shy because you have an std?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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