I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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