I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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