Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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