I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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