Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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