I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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