I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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