I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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