it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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