I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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