I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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