a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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