wakey wakey hands off snakey
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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