he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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