called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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