32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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