Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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