she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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