is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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