Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I am one with the molecules
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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