Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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