he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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