I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Green mimosas i think yes
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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