My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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