He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Randomize
