i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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