Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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