i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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