he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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