I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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