Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
