just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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