We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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