Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Randomize
