We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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