So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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