Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
